Mostly Ghosts

On audience as fiction, attention as dignity, and what the streetlights know.

Welcome to Dispatches from the Deep End.

In this issue:

• 👻 Most of Them Aren’t Reading This

• ☕ Three AM, Dickerson Pike

• 🌆 The Hour the Grid Decides

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Three pieces this week.

A Saturday morning dashboard and the lie inside the word audience.

An old man at a diner counter at 3am with a yellow highlighter.

The hour streetlights decide what time it is.

By the time I finished editing they had become the same argument in three different costumes. Read in whatever order suits you. Write me back if any of them stick.

Let’s fuckin’ goooo!!!!

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👻 Most of Them Aren't Reading This

It’s a Sunday morning.

A newsletter went out at six. By eight the dashboard says forty-three opens and three new free subscribers and one unsubscribe, which is roughly the same shape every Saturday morning makes. The little green arrow points up. Some other tab plays its small slot-machine chime.

I’m drinking coffee out of a mug I brought back from Okinawa years ago. There’s a fish on it.

Through the window I can hear a mourning dove and somebody’s dryer vent two units over. The HVAC just kicked on. The whole apartment has the kind of quiet a Saturday morning earns by not being a Tuesday.

The number on the dashboard says north of five hundred subscribers. It says this in friendly green typeface, with a small upward arrow, like a kid bringing home a report card.

Open the spreadsheet underneath that number and the room gets quieter.

About half of those subscribers haven’t opened a single email in ninety days.

Forty more are spam-honeypot accounts that some auditing bot signed up to keep an inbox clean.

Another hundred are old comp accounts from a recommendation swap nobody remembers running.

Another forty live in countries where the Saturday issue arrives at 3am local time and gets deleted on autopilot during the morning swipe.

That leaves a number small enough to be embarrassing if you talk about it the way creator-economy people talk about audience. Twenty real readers. Thirty on a good day. Five who write back. One or two who tell a friend.

That is the actual congregation. The rest are ghosts in the metric.

The word audience is older than you think

The word came from broadcast. The model was simple. One transmitter, many receivers, no channel for the receivers to talk back.

A theater. A radio show. A cathedral with the priest at the altar and the rest of the room on its knees. The platforms inherited the word and inflated it because the word makes you feel like a rockstar working a room of thousands.

You’re not.

You’re standing in a parking lot at 11pm, talking into a phone, and almost everyone you ever permissioned to receive your signal has wandered off, or moved, or died, or signed up for a different reason entirely.

This is what an audience actually looks like, with the inflation pulled out.

The dashboard is a god you can’t pray to

Platforms count permissions, not attention. They have to.

Attention is unmeasurable. Permission is a row in a database. Every audience number you see is the row count, not the soul count, and the row count includes everyone who ever signed up for anything, regardless of whether their eyes ever land on a single sentence you write.

The dashboard makes a sound when the number goes up.

Twelve new subscribers this week. A small chime. The reward system in your skull lights up. Dopamine is the platforms’ product. You are also the platforms’ product. The two facts are stacked on top of each other and you carry them around like a backpack.

When the number goes down, the dashboard goes quiet.

No chime. The platform doesn’t tell you who left. It would be impolite, the platform says, to point at the door someone walked out of. The platform protects you from the truth in the same way a friend protects you from learning their wife is leaving them.

What the dashboard does, slowly, is change what you write. The change happens in degrees. A piece does well, you write more like that piece. A piece dies, you stop writing pieces like it.

Over six months you find your voice has flattened into whatever shape produces the best small chime. The dashboard is training you while you think you’re using it. Whatever you call growth is the platform’s growth, costumed.

The dashboard is lying. Not in the criminal sense. In the structural sense. The number it shows you cannot do what you think it does. It cannot tell you who reads. It cannot even tell you who cares. What it can tell you, with mechanical certainty, is how many email addresses are theoretically attached to your name in a server somewhere.

That is everything it knows. The rest is wishful arithmetic.

What changes when you write to one person

Pick a person. A real one. Maybe somebody who replied to a post six months ago and said something specific enough that you remembered them. Or somebody whose comment under a Note made you think they understood what you were trying to do. It might be the person who DM’d you a question that took some time to answer.

Imagine that person specifically. What does their kitchen look like? When during the day do they actually read? A guy in an apartment in Cleveland who pours coffee into a stained mug at 5:40am and reads on his phone for nine minutes before the kids wake up. A woman in Brisbane who reads on the bus going home from a hospital shift, with the back of her head against the window. You won’t guess right about either of them. Doesn’t matter. What matters is that the picture in your head is a human with a body and a kitchen and a tired back, instead of a number on a screen.

Write the next piece to that person, like a letter you happen to slide into a public drawer.

A few things start happening:

• The voice gets specific. You stop hedging, you stop trying to please everyone, which is the failure mode that produces the beige writing nobody finishes.

• The pieces become whatever length they need to be, instead of the algorithmically-flavored midlength middle nobody actually wants.

• The work gets better and the metrics get worse. The growth-curve people will tell you this is a problem. It isn’t. You’re watching a real readership emerge under the noise.

The honest count is humbling. You wanted thousands. The number you actually have is in the dozens. The dozens are real. They write back. They send your work to one or two friends who actually open it. Some of them buy what you make. The rest is wind through the dashboard.

The point isn’t to grow

You don’t need a hundred thousand subscribers. You need a hundred readers who would notice if you stopped publishing. The platforms won’t tell you this, because they make money when you confuse one for the other.

The dashboard still glows in the corner of the desk. The little green arrow goes up most weeks. I don’t hate it. It’s a fine thing to have. The work is on the other side of the room, where two or three people are reading what I wrote on a Saturday morning. They’re going to send me a sentence about it later. That sentence is the actual size of my audience.

The rest is light bouncing off a server.

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☕ Three AM, Dickerson Pike

The diner is a long aluminum tube with bad lighting and a coffee maker older than the woman pouring it.

The booths are red vinyl, patched with duct tape in the corners. The jukebox doesn’t work. There’s a sign in the bathroom that says PLEASE FLUSH and another sign next to it that says NO LOITERING. Both signs have been there since the Bush administration. Either Bush.

I don’t mean to be here. I drove out to drop something off at a friend’s apartment and ended up taking the long way home and the long way home went past the Pike, and I needed coffee, and the diner was the only thing open without a drive-through.

Inside, it smells like grease and bleach and the ghost of cigarettes. Nobody has smoked indoors in this state in years. The smoke is embedded in the vinyl regardless. It will outlive the building. Two truckers eat in the booth nearest the door. They aren’t talking. They’re just eating, the way men who drive for a living eat at 3am, with the deliberate efficiency of people who know they have to keep going.

At the counter, four stools down from me, an older Black gentleman in a pressed denim jacket sits over a paperback book. He has a coffee cup at his elbow and a pair of reading glasses balanced on the end of his nose and a yellow highlighter in his right hand.

I order coffee.

The waitress whose name tag says Brenda but who introduces herself, laughing, as just B, pours it. She doesn’t ask how I take it. Nobody comes in here at 3am and asks for almond milk.

Two sugars, a long pour of cream. The coffee turns the color of a manila folder. It goes from bad to drinkable in the comforting way diner coffee always does. Like a dog you’ve had since college that is at this point essentially blind and incontinent but still your dog.

The man with the paperback marks something with the yellow highlighter. He turns the page. He marks something else. He sips his coffee. He leans back. Thinks about it. Comes back in. Marks one more thing.

I cannot see the cover of the book. I don’t get up. I don’t ask. I drink my coffee.

The kind of attention he’s giving that page is the kind a man gives a friend in the hospital.

Steady. Patient. The page is in no hurry to be turned. The highlighter is in no hurry to mark anything that doesn’t deserve marking. There’s no scroll wheel here. There’s no dashboard counting how many minutes he’s been on the page. The next page is not being prepared by some recommendation engine based on what kept him on this one. There’s just him and the words and the light coming down from the long fluorescent tube above the counter, which buzzes like an injured wasp.

Fifteen minutes pass like this. The truckers leave. The bell over the door dings as they go. Their headlights swing across the parking lot. A pickup pulls in, leaves the engine running, and the driver stays inside the cab making a phone call I cannot hear. The door doesn’t open again for ten minutes. A woman in scrubs comes in, orders a milkshake to go. The man with the highlighter never looks up.

At one point, B refills his cup without him asking.

He says thank you ma’am without looking up. She says you’re welcome baby and goes back to wiping down the counter she has wiped down for the entire time I have been there.

Outside the diner, a freight train goes by on the tracks behind the building. The sound goes on for six minutes. You can feel it in the booth. The man with the book never looks up. The train ends. The diner is quiet again, except for B’s rag on the counter and the buzz of the wasp light.

I want to know what he’s reading. I want to know in the specific way you want to know any small thing you can’t have. Is it a Bible? Is it the Bible? A self-help book? A novel? A worn copy of something he’s read before and is reading again because the last time he read it didn’t take? Is it about another country? Is it about the country that wrecked him? Was it given to him by somebody who is now dead?

I don’t ask. It seems important not to ask.

I finish my coffee. I leave a five on the counter for a coffee that costs a dollar seventy-five. I walk to the door. I look back once.

The man with the highlighter is still there.

I’m out the door before he turns the page. He was reading.

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🌆 The Hour the Grid Decides

There’s a moment, around 7:43 in May, when the streetlights come on in waves. You don’t see it unless you watch for it. The thing about the wave is it’s not a wave at all. The lights don’t talk to each other. They each have a small photoelectric cell that monitors how dark it is, and when it gets dark enough, the cell trips a relay, and the bulb fires.

Each light decides for itself.

Each light decides at almost exactly the same time, because the light hitting each cell is almost exactly the same.

The illusion of coordination from a stack of small individual decisions made independently at the same moment under the same threshold. This is a description of the universe. It also describes audiences, and how every collective from a flock of birds to a country at war comes to look like one thing.

Stand outside on the right kind of evening and you can watch it happen. The corner streetlight comes on first. The one across the way fires a half-second later. Then the long row down the block, in a stutter that looks like somebody walking the line and lighting each by hand, except there is nobody walking the line.

It looks like a grid. The grid is a coincidence dressed up as architecture.

I think about this when I’m walking the parking lot at dusk. I think about it when I’m reading anything that talks about the will of the people or the wisdom of the market. Every collective is a stack of small decisions made by small things responding to whatever environment they happen to be in. The wave looks like a wave. The wave is a million private events that happen to rhyme.

The lights buzz when they first come on. They buzz for about thirty seconds while the gas inside warms up. Then they go quiet, and the buzz transfers to the moths.

Somebody is paying for it without knowing they paid. Somebody dug the trench for the cable, decades ago. The decision to put the pole there and not over there is now older than the people who made it. The architecture is invisible because it’s too obvious to see.

At 7:44 the lights are on. Reality has shifted. Nobody noticed.

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If you made it here, that means you should…

We made it through another one, folks! See ya next week, you mad, weird, beautiful freaks!

~ J.D.

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