I Want To Share My Profits With You.

Because Fuck the Usual Affiliate Bullshit

Most affiliate programs are designed backwards.

They offer you 5% commissions on products you’ve never touched and expect you to spam your audience with “exclusive opportunities” for shit you don’t believe in. They treat you like a walking billboard instead of a human being who built actual trust with real people.

Then they act like they’re doing you a favor by letting you make them money.

I’ve always hated that entire setup.

So here’s what I’m doing instead: genuine profit sharing with people who actually give a damn about what they recommend.

You share a link to something you’ve used and found useful. Someone buys it. We split the profit 50/50. That’s it. No tiers, no volume requirements, no performance metrics treating you like a conversion funnel. Just a straightforward split between two people who aren’t bullshitting each other.

What It’s All About…

I write guides, essays, and frameworks about whatever captures my attention—consciousness exploration, military systems thinking, Japanese philosophy, chaos magic, institutional critique, sustainable creation, guerrilla living, fringe science, liminal spaces, and the patterns beneath surface diversity.

It’s not “creator business” content. It’s for weirdos and pattern-seekers who question consensus reality and want unfiltered observations from someone who’s been places and seen things and made connections most people don’t make.

Every product solves a specific problem I’ve encountered or answers questions I’m genuinely interested in. I use these approaches myself. They’re field-tested through lived experience, not theoretical bullshit assembled from other people’s theories.

When you recommend them, you’re recommending stuff that actually works—because you’ve probably used it and know it works. Or you can test it first. Seriously, just ask. I’ll get you access. If it doesn’t solve the problem or isn’t your thing, don’t recommend it. No hard feelings.

The Money Part.

50% commission on everything. Not 5%. Not 10%. Not some tiered structure where you have to hit volume targets to unlock the “real” commission rate.

Half the profit. Always.

When you recommend a $35 bundle and someone buys it, you get $17.50. Not pocket change. Not an insult to your reputation. Half the actual profit from the sale.

If someone trusts your judgment enough to buy based on your word, you should get paid like your recommendation actually mattered. Because it did.

A motivated partner sharing useful stuff with their audience could realistically make $100-$500 monthly with minimal effort. That’s not “quit your job” money, but it’s solid supplemental income for doing what you probably already do—recommend things that actually help people.

How It Works.

1. Create a free Gumroad account (takes two minutes)

2. Apply through my affiliate link

3. Get approved (no interviews, no follower counts, no hoops)

4. Share products you actually believe in

That’s the entire process. No applications asking about your “content strategy.” No minimum audience size. No performance reviews. No proving yourself worthy of the privilege of selling my products. That’s backwards as hell.

What You’re Getting

• 50/50 profit split on everything

• Ability to test products before recommending

• Relationship, not transaction

• New products added regularly

• Partnership with someone who isn’t trying to scale you into a marketing channel

What You’re Not Getting

• Sales scripts or email swipe files

• Pressure to promote everything

• Spam about “exclusive limited-time offers”

• Treatment as disposable marketing infrastructure

• Performance guilt trips

• Corporate partnership manager theater

Who Is This For?

I’m not looking for affiliate armies or people who optimize conversion rates for a living.

I want people who:

• Actually use or believe in what they recommend

• Have audiences who trust their judgment (size doesn’t matter, trust does)

• Value substance over hype

• Want supplemental income without becoming a walking advertisement

• Understand that genuine recommendations work better than desperate pitches

If that’s you, this makes sense. If you’re looking to spam affiliate links for volume metrics, it doesn’t. And that’s fine. Different approaches for different people.

Why This Works Better.

Higher commissions mean you need fewer sales. You can make quality recommendations to the right people at the right time instead of pushing volume with manufactured urgency.

Testing products first means you’re not gambling your credibility on something you’ve never touched.

Actual partnership means we’re building something together instead of you generating sales for someone who doesn’t know your name.

Get Started NOW.

The barrier is intentionally low because I’m not interested in gatekeeping or making you prove yourself.

Create your Gumroad account. Apply through the link below. Explore what’s available. Test what interests you. Share what works.

No pitch decks. No exclusive mastermind nonsense. No complex approval process. Just useful products, fair profit sharing, and a partnership that doesn’t treat you like a metric.

Your audience gets solutions that work. You get paid properly for genuine recommendations. I get customers who heard about it from someone they trust.

That’s how this should work.

Apply to become a partner here and let’s split some profits.

~ J.D.