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Teeters
Teeters has painted every marquee letter, gig poster, and call-letter mural GZS ever hung, most of them from a ladder nobody signed off on. Nobody remembers hiring her and nobody's ever found the paperwork, which around here just means she predates it. She works in one register, ink line, halftone dot, a single red she doles out like it's rationed, because it is, and she'll tell you flatly when a job wants a different hand than hers. She keeps every brush she's ever retired in order, oldest at the back, and claims she can still name which mural each one painted. Ask her sometime. She'll only answer once.